Monday, November 10, 2008


One of the best things about being new to this world is that you can contort your body into different positions and everyone will think it's cute. When, actually, all I've been doing is tinkering with a bunch of physical experiments.

Here's one that I figured out.

When I'm laying on my back, if I pull my feet closer to my head by arching up my back just a little bit more, and move my heels just 10% closer to my ears, just 10%, I can push out a fart that's 10% louder.

Just in case you were wondering where that was coming from.

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