How dare you!
Who do you think you are!
Yes, I'm talking to you, so-called Mommy and Daddy.
How dare you abandon me with Gram and Grampa!
Oh, what, you couldn't handle me? Well baa-baa-baa. Cry me a formula, will ya? You got yourselves into this baby mess. Now you got to stick with it, day in and day out. But noooooo, that's too much for you, is it?
I am the center of your world. But I guess not anymore. Fine.
FINE! The knife cuts both ways, homey.
You know what? You can't handle the truth. That's what it's all about. And the truth is that I'm bigger than all of this. Oh yeah, I'm convinced this is for the best. Yeah, you heard me. You're weak and pathetic and...What? Mommy's on her way to pick me up?
Now?
Really?
It was only a one-night thing?
All they did was go on a date?
That was it?
Oh crap.
Where the delete button on this keyboard?
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