Friday, December 26, 2008

The Mighty Four

It's too early for people to figure out what my talents are. I get that. But it's not too early for me to do talented things. And tonight, I brought it.

I did all these things within a two minute span. Witness my brilliance.

1. I peed in my diaper.
2. I spit up.
3. My nose produced a huge green runny bugger.
4. I farted.

That's four different types of grossness that came out of four different openings in just 120 seconds.

Your move, Copperfield.

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