A Time for Giving

I've learned that the holidays are a time for both giving and receiving. Sure, it feels great to get something, but to give something is something special too.

Or so I've heard.

Mommy and Daddy have given me so much. Whenever I want milk, they get it. Whenever I need to be rocked asleep, they give me their arms. Whenever I want to be burped, they jump into action. Heck, whenever I want to be entertained, they're sticking their tongues out to me. Whenever I need a bath, they run the water. Whenever I poop, they get dirty with me to get me clean.

I've gotten so much from them, and I really truly desperately want to show my appreciation. But it's very hard to do that without a major credit card to your name.

So, Mommy and Daddy, I don't have anything to wrap up, but I've decided to give you what I've got. So, for tonight and tonight alone, I'm giving you six and half hours of uninterrupted sleep.

From me to you.

Thanks for everything.