Four Month Doctor Appointment

Here's the stats I rang up during my four month doctor appointment:

In the 97th percentile for weight. BAM! So the odds say that I can knock you down.

In the 98th percentile for height. BAM! So the odds say that I can see right over you.

Add it up and suck on that, Danny DeVito.

Of course, I'm just in the 50th percentile for head diameter. So I'm not some sort of sick freak.

Suck on that, Charlie Brown.