Wyattproofing

While Mommy took me out on a bunch of errands, Daddy stayed behind and babyproofed the house.

And I, for one, am insulted.

Let this be clear: I am not a menace to society or households. I do not look for trouble. I aim to not be a nuisance or a messmaker. This is not me. This is not who I aspire to be.

So there's really no reason for Daddy to secure the bookcases to the wall.

I promise not to pull them down.

Okay, I can't promise that, but that won't be my intention.

Okay, maybe it's a good idea that he did that.