Dog Gone

I got a chance to meet Beau, who is the newest furry addition to the family. You would think that someone that's still a rookie would go out of their way to ingratiate themselves to everyone. I do. You think I'm just smiling and being cute just out of the goodness of my heart?

Anyways, what does Beau do? Well, to begin with, he stole Sophie. Yep, he put my giraffe into his mouth and ran away. My beloved Sophie. My best friend. Although we got her back, it just won't be the same. The trust has been broken.

But that's just the half of it. I began to realize that most of my toys were not in the same place where I threw them last. I know who to blame.

Look, Beau, let's get one thing straight. I like to forgive and forget and to give the worthy a second chance. So I'm gonna overlook these transgressions. But if I'm gonna meet you halfway, you gotta do the same.

Or I'm gonna pull your tail.

You heard me.