Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Not Food

Mommy and Daddy have instituted a new phrase into my life. When I put something into my mouth that I can't eat, they say "Not food" and I'm supposed to put it down.

But I ask, how do you know it's not food?

Did the first person who ate a banana listen to the people who told him it was not food? Or the guy who saw a cow and thought, well that's an animal and not food, right? Or the fine people who make chocolate bars that look like something else entirely. Who was the brave soul who bit into that?

Just saying.

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