Friday, August 21, 2009

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

Mommy took me shopping for toys in Beverly Hills, which is a real nice place. They've got lots of shiny stuff there. And it's all clean too.

What was I saying? Oh yeah, toy shopping. I became infatuated with a toy car that I was wheeling back and forth and then putting in my mouth. But then, a beautiful woman saw me and smiled at me. She was totally checking me out. And then her daddy came by and walked away.

It wasn't until later that I realized that the man was actually her husband. And not only that, but that man was actually Rod Stewart. And you know what? I got it. I could totally see what that hot chick saw in a man that old.

I mean, what I'm saying is that I'd like to look that good when I'm 93 years old.

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