Thursday, October 30, 2008

A Game For Me

The best thing about grandparents: They fall for anything.

Check this out: every time I fart, Granny checks my diaper for poop. Every time. No exceptions. If she's holding me and she hears something, especially a ffffft or a bloop, she'll lift up the side of my diaper and check.

Which brings me to this, and I don't really have the heart to tell her face to face: sometimes, my farts, they ain't real. I'm faking. I have that ability. I just want to see if she still looks.

She does.

Don't tell anyone that I do this.

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