Friday, October 31, 2008


Tonight, Mommy and Daddy took me to a Halloween party. There were other little kids there dressed in different outfits. Most of them were bigger than me and were able to do things such as sit upright and grab stuff. But not me. I just chilled out in my car seat and slept. In my chicken suit.

But don't think I was a lame chicken. Oh, hells no. My sedated state was by design.

'Cuz I was the chillest chicken you'd ever see.

I wasn't a chicken you see in the coop, or one from the cartoons. Naaaaw. I was a chill chicken, relaxing as if I were still in my egg, just hanging out, scoping out things. That's how this little chicken do.

If I wanted to be up and sprawling and crying and cawing, then I would have been a different type of chicken.

But, like I said, that's not my thing.

For my first Halloween, I was a very chill chicken.

And Mommy and Daddy were dressed as happy parents.

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