In My Face

Daddy doesn't know how funny he is (or, at least, he thinks he's funny but not in the same way we think he is).

So I had one of my monumental poos this morning - right before I was supposed to go live online with Granny and Grandpa from New York. So Daddy changes my diaper - and let me say that I've been meaning to warn him about this, but I just haven't been able to find the right words - but when he took the dirty diaper away, he didn't immediately replace it with a clean diaper. He's been doing this. Idiot. So, needless to say, when my ass was exposed to the changing table, I immediately took the opportunity to poo all over it.

And yes, it was a poo to be proud of.

So Daddy's scrambing right now, and I'm laughing internally because, you know, crapping on furniture is only something you can get away with when you're an infant. So as I'm laughing...well, I got was I asked for.

Yes, you guessed it. I peed in my own face. Yes, just days after I peed in Gram's face.

Go ahead. Laugh it up. Hardy har har har.

Look, even at a young age, I know that was goes around, comes around.

I just didn't know that when it comes around, it goes up your nostril.

--WT