Friday, November 07, 2008

My Bassinet is Hard

Check out how cool this is:

1. Begin crying hysterically when it's not feeding time. I usually get fed around 11:30 at night, and then 2:30 and 6 AM (give or take). So there's no reason for me to be awake at 4 AM. So that's when I begin crying at the top of my lungs.

2. Keep on crying until someone gets up. In this case, it's Mommy because she's got the 2:30 AM feeding and she's also closest to the bassinet.

3. She'll get up and give me my Binky. After a couple of seconds, stop crying and calm down. She'll return to her bed.

4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 over and over again for about seven times, which is when Mommy's had enough.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get moved from a hard bassinet to a comfortable bed.

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