My First Cold Not

I wasn't able to sleep much last night. It seems that every time I put my head down flat on the bassinet, I would get all congested in my nose. And considering I don't breathe through my mouth yet, congestion wouldn't be good.

I sounded like there was a loose rattle somewhere inside my nostrils.

And because I was uncomfortable, Mommy and Daddy were uncomfortable. Even when they sat me upright, it was better, but the rattle was still there.

They took me to Doctor Google, and he predicted that I had my very first cold.

So Daddy took me to the real doctor today, and well, I didn't have my very first cold. What had happened was that some milk went down the wrong pipe and some of it was just lingering around. It's no big deal. No cold. Nothing to worry about. Nothing to see here.

Take that, Doctor Google.