With Daddy off to Atlanta for the night, Mommy took me to her friend's house in Oakland, where I hung out with Jackie, a cute 6-month-old. We had a good time, although it was another estrogen party. I mean, is it too much to ask for a little football?
Anyways, Mommy put me in this little swing seat and placed me in front of a mirror, where I saw this dashingly handsome 3-month-old stud with bulging muscles and a suave demeanor looking back at me. We both smiled at each other. Then we both smiled at each other again at the same time, except this time it was bigger. Then I stuck my tongue out at him, much how like I do to Daddy. But where it takes Daddy three seconds to stick his tongue back out at me, this guy did it at the same time.
Then I did it again, and this hunk did it back at me at the same time.
I gotta say, I really like this guy. He's cool. He's like my twin.
I'd like to hang out with him some more.