Thursday, April 30, 2009

A Dude Who Scoots

I'm getting to the point where sitting still doesn't work for me. I'm an inquisitive man about town. I do not want to be on a need-to-know basis. The world is mine to explore, and I'm determined to let nothing stop me.

So I've begun the process of learning to scoot.

I put myself in a pushup position. I then lean forward and hit the ground face first. Then I pick myself back up and do it again. Before you know it, I've moved five whole inches.

Doesn't sound like much, but it's more than what I had before.

And the stronger I get, those five inches will become a foot. And that will become a yard.

Put ten of those yards together, and I'll have a first down.

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