Sunday, April 26, 2009

Spa Me

So Mommy and Daddy dropped me off at Gram and Grampa’s place, then drove up to Calistoga for a two-hour massage?

What about me?

I’ve got modern-day stresses too!

Sometimes I look around and I can’t find Sophie the Giraffe.

Sometimes I dream that Mommy’s boobies go dry.

Sometimes the poop in my diaper scratches my bum.

Sometimes when I hold myself up, I think that I’m gonna fall right back down, but on a floor of tacks.

Sometimes the pain of teeth bursting through my gums makes my entire body hurt.

Sometimes Xavier Rudd is not on the radio and that freaks me out.

See, Mommy and Daddy, it’s not easy being me either.

So where’s my mud bath?

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