Thursday, May 14, 2009

The Gooch

I'm getting a reputation.

Seems that word's getting around that I like to play rough. That I like to grab. That I might not know how to play nice. That I'm a bully.

Well, let me set the record straight. I don't intend to play rough. I grab because I'm curious. I want to play nice, and I am not a bully. I just don't know my own strength, and this whole "using my arms and hands" thing is fairly new and I don't quite have the hang of it.

So please don't judge me until you've crawled a mile in my diaper.

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