Thursday, May 07, 2009

Kids Club

Essentially there's this thing going around called swine flu that's got everyone up in arms. I overheard Mommy and Daddy talking about it, and although they think it's a crock, they said it's a good reminder for them to take extra precautions with me.

So Mommy took me to 24 Hour Fitness today so she could work out. They have a Kids Club there, and a professional babysitter watches me so Mommy can exercise. There's toys all over the place, more toys than I know what to do with.

But you know what I was forced to play with?

My toys from home that Mommy brought with her that she knew were germ free.

Mommy, that's not a precaution. That's paranoia. I mean, look! That toy has blinking lights, and that one makes a noise, and that one looks like an elephant. How can something as fun like those things be mean enough to give me swine flu?

Although that two-year-old does look suspicious.

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