Today I learned how to roll over from my back onto my side and then my stomach.*
It was very well received. **
* - Okay, I'm gonna be honest here. I really just learned how to grip onto something and pull myself over to my side, and then have one of my cheering fans then nudge me onto my stomach, at which point I don't appreciate how my arms are stuck underneath me, and then that person pulls my arms out and puts them in front of me to steady me while I look up and say, "Okay, what now?" as everyone claps.
** - I honestly have no idea what the big deal was. I mean, truly, why is everyone lauding me for adhering to gravity and momentum? Isn't that what everyone else does? Seriously, why should I get special preferences for something that seems easy? It kinda belittles the instance when I truly do something fantastic. It cheapens it. That's what I'm saying.
Although it was pretty flipping cool.
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